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Justin Standley

Revenge of the Toilet Frog

Australian Comedy Song of the Year nominee · Album available on CD and USB

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Justin Standley · Singer & songwriter

Nominated: Australian Comedy Song of the Year

Australian Songwriters Association

Justin’s “Revenge of the Toilet Frog” is in the running for the national award. Find it on Your New Puppy Is Ugly, available on CD and USB.

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Aussie country music. A big heart. A cheeky grin.

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Your New Puppy Is Ugly album artwork

The award-nominated song. The whole album.

Your New Puppy Is Ugly

22 songs from Justin Standley, including Australian Comedy Song of the Year nominee “Revenge of the Toilet Frog”.

Available on CD and USB

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On the album 22 tracks
  1. 01The Fart Ventriloquist
  2. 02Revenge of the Toilet Frog (nominated)
  3. 03I’d Still Marry Her Tomorrow If Not For the AVO
  4. 04Grandma is a Pothead
  5. 05She Has a Few Strange Habits but I Love Her
  6. 06My Smart Phone Made Me Stupid
  7. 07Since I’ve Retired
  8. 08Tinea Reminds Me of You
  9. 09Your Sister Sue
  10. 10Your New Puppy Is Ugly
  11. 11Playing Favourites (A Lullaby)
  12. 12All My Allergies
  13. 13The Most Annoying and Offensive Song On This Album
  14. 14I Don’t Do Lonely Well
  15. 15Mind Your P’s and Q’s
  16. 16Still Waiting for the Punchline
  17. 17Oh Far Canal
  18. 18The Best and Less Yodel
  19. 19Viagra in the Water
  20. 20I Like Older Sheilas
  21. 21Dunrootin’
  22. 22Today’s the Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend

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Your New Puppy Is Ugly — CD and USB

Your New Puppy Is Ugly — CD and USB

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2× Video USBs + FREE mini-movie projector

2× Video USBs + FREE mini-movie projector

$60 · limited time

NEW Brave Face USB and Player

NEW Brave Face USB and Player

$30

Justin Standley performing with his guitar
Live with Justin

Shows & bookings

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Country songs, heartfelt stories and a very Australian sense of humour. Make Justin part of your next festival, club night or celebration.

Solo & acoustic

Country music with a personal touch.

Bands & festivals

Live shows, guest spots and floor shows.

Clubs & celebrations

Songs, stories and plenty of laughs.

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Upcoming performances

20 November 2026 · 8:30pm

Wonthaggi Workers Club

Dolly Parton Show

7 December 2026 · 1pm

Club Melbourne

City of Melbourne Dolly Show

3 January 2027 · 12 noon

Willaston CMC

Solo performance

11 January 2027 · 7pm

Moonta Town Hall

Solo performance

19 January 2027 · 11am

Stories in Song

Tamworth Country Music Festival

21 January 2027 · 9am

Yodelling Showcase

Tamworth Country Music Festival

14 February 2027 · 12 noon

Southern Cross Country Music Club, Adelaide

Justin and band

17 February 2027 · 4:30pm

Corio Country Music Club

Justin with band

20 February 2027 · All day

South Tasmanian Country Music Muster

Justin solo

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